What do you do if a bird sh*ts on your windscreen?



Answers:
i kick her out of the car and tell her to walk the rest of the way!

Dirty b*tch

Other answers:
WISH IT DOH
WISH IT DOH
take it off and hose the screen and use a brush and some soap.
clean it?
use some dish soap, & turn on a hose & scrub it lightly, then make sure all of the soap is rinsed off the screen.

you don't have to be a brain surgeon to figure that one out!!
just wash it off. and curse the bird and sometimes when i am in a very good mood i just laugh.
Set it and forget it!
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