How Do I get KY-Jelly Out of my Carpet?

I spilled a good deal of KY Jelly on the carpet and let it sit. Now I have been trying to scrub it out with water and a stiff brush but it's not working. The KY monster is just growing, and my scrub brush is slick.

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Your screwed, literally!!

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Try Oxy Clean....that stuff works wonders!
You must be 1 fun girl
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Fire.
Cover it over with a table or somthing
Get it steam cleaned. The KY is water/glycerin based so it should come out pretty good with a good steam cleaning. I actually did this one time but with "Wet" Lubricant. I knocked the bottle over while I was doing my wife and then I got out of bed a little while later and stepped on the bottle and it shot out everywhere with a huge amount of force.
Try using a steam cleaner vacuum
Use dish soap...but the weird thing is that KY is water based and it should of come out already...
Which carpet are you talking about
Shout or you could get that new stuff, I can't remember what it is called but it has to stay sepersted until you put it on the stain and then rince with cold/warm warter.
get a carpet cleaner
why would you let it sit?
try dawn dish soap, takes grease out of your way. lol
you need a shampooer
dishwashing liquid.
wow! you go girl!! I would recommend your local cleaners
Yick...well for one...just water isn't going to do it. That stuffs oily. Use a gentile soap. Then put down a thick towel and step on it. (Don't scrub...blot!)
Try lestoil, i found it removes even tar off cloth seats.
My guess is that you will now find a new use for the scrub brush.
Hmmm...doesn't that have petroleum in it? Sounds messy. I have had good luck getting things out with hydrogen peroxide, but don't use that unless your carpet is light-colored, or it might bleach it.
What were you doing?? Do you have rug burn too? Next time throw a towel down or a blanket!!
We spilled some on the carpet in a motel recently. Sorry, we got as much up as we can but left it there. Water is all I can suggest. It is water based.
use one cup of white distilled vinegar in some warm water. it'll break down the goo.
Has somebody been messing around on the floor here???
I don't care about your stain I just want to know the next time you are available for a bukake of KY.
Wet it down and dump a bunch of talcum powder on it.

Let it dry and vacuum it up.

If it's still there, repeat this process a few times.

This happened to me at a party one time. A friend of mine works at a medical supply company and he brought over a five gallon bucket of KY as a joke. Thinking they were funny, they dumped a big mug full of it on someone and it got on the carpet. I used the talcum powder trick and it worked very well. (I think I had to repeat the process three times, but you can't even see where it happened).
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