How can I remove bird poop from a toupee?



Answers:
Through the friggin' toupee away and"Let it shine brother!"

Other answers:
Just wipe it out with a wet cloth
Just wipe it out with a wet cloth
get hair plugs and don't worry about it
Why is there poop on it?
LOL!! That's hilarious....THROW IT AWAY!
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