in the surf ad it says it can get rid of top 100 stains,?

how do you become a top stain ????
is there like some sort of stain awards they go to lol ?

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I love some of the questions on here..they are sooo clever....I have found some stain awards..see below

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I have never seen an ad showing stain removal. They all show fresh spills. Throw a soiled item in the laundry hamper for a week, and if it comes cleans, I'll sell the product myself.
I have never seen an ad showing stain removal. They all show fresh spills. Throw a soiled item in the laundry hamper for a week, and if it comes cleans, I'll sell the product myself.
really and you re 32, put your daughters on,lets have some sense
Yes have you never heard of the U.S.A ceremony(Ultimate Stain Awards) you have lived a sheltered life.I believe last time Tomato Sauce won the best stain award and Red Wine got the runner up.
I think they go to the Stain Academy in Staines where student stains study for a diploma in how to be more absorbable! I think the more absorbable you are as a stain the more top you are! Intriging hey! lol
I believe they are talking about the 100 most common stains encountered. The trouble with numbers and statistics is they can be misleading. Studies are limted to a certain number and sometimes group. If you took 100 firefighters from NYC they might have very different stains than from 100 school kids residing in Atlanta, Georgia. I just picked random people/locations to make the point. So it all depends on the stain study.
It`s bollocks cos it doesn`t remove beetroot as it says on their ad!!
Don't know but it doesn't get rid of curry or tomato sauce, maybe there not a top stain, oh do you think its all those stains on the 'work' top that they mean, are you supposed to rub all of your clothes over your worktop to have it work properly, have to try it.
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