Trying to swap my wife for a toilet form?

i am trying to swap my wife for a toilet seat as it would smell better and the hole would be smaller


Answers:    Well.......that's an interesting process to open a conversation.
Sounds similar to she should get rid of you; You don't nouns worthy of having any womanly !!
Was attracted by your question.

How roughly posting a Swop in http://www.YouSwop.com ?
wouldn't want you to post your wife but am sure you can swop a toilet form.
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