Who is the sock monster and why has he taken so many of my socks during laundry days????????
Answers:
The sock monster lives in a secret compartment of your dryer, and takes dues of one sock per pair in exchange for keeping the world safe from pink bunnies.
Why this occurs, and just how threatening pink bunnies are is yet to be determined.
Ways of thwarting the dreaded monster: keep a bag with all of the pair-less socks, and go through it every now and then. A lot of times, you can find matches ^_^
Other answers:
They are related to the "Underware Gnombs" from "South Park".
They are related to the "Underware Gnombs" from "South Park".
its prob your mom or your friends
cause he sucks
it is your dryer. it eats the socks.
I killed the sock monster long ago when I learned to fold my dirty socks into one another (as if they were clean) before putting them into the hamper. This way they are guaranteed to make it into the same wash load. Of course you separate them just before washing them together.
Socks.... friends for life. No escapes
LOL - in my house "the sock monster" tends to be any one of my 3 dogs... socks make great chew toys - doncha know?
He and his cronies require socks for sustenance.
caus he hates you
He gets around a bit too. He's taken mine too! I think we should declare war on him!
the sock monster takes the socks for the same reason we pay taxes.........gawd!!i thought everybody knew that
check under the washer and dryer and behind them too! they're probly hidding, look in pant legs too
your socks are tired of your stinky old feet so they escape when they have a chance - that is - in the dryer. they hide until you pull out all the other clothes and when you're done, they sneak out to run away with the puppet circus
it is strange that socks go missing but i theory is the washing machine is the sock monster i heard the some had thiers opened up and they found a dozen odd socks behind the drum
I don't know who he is but he lives in all laundry rooms.
It's a little elephant with a very wide trunk. It has a lot of mine, too. Maybe you can bribe it with some peanuts to leave you alone?
You too...dude I have the same roblem. I always thought the sock monster was an urban myth. I guess I was wrong.
Have you tried using a safety pin in keeping the pairs together?
It is really true though! LOL
When you find the sock monster let me know!
the sock monster is called either absent minded, negligence or carelessness...
of course you are neither ?
i think they live in alaska or somewere were its really cold..
and through the time portal they have,, they come into our dryers,,, and you know what happens next they take one sock
It -- not he -- is the silver exhaust tube in the back of the drier.
it may be your spouse....lol
if your spouse is like me....my boyfriend's old socks-i throw away without him knowing...if they look bad....lol
i got a bunch of socks laying around on the ground.... tell them to come to my place and take them
Dogs are sock monsters the more loved the sock the tastier they are to the fur balls.
"A sock to a dog is like a dust bunny with sugar on top."
~Mishka the Wonderdog
I have been trying without success to get the humans to roll them together on removal @ least then the dogs can have them both,or buy all one color that way no odd socks ever again.
I hate stray socks O_-
I was missing a sock after a hunting trip but I wasn't the sock monster, it was the taco sauce from the hole in the wall Mexican food joint.
Moral of the story, carry TP with you when you are hunting and you wont come back with one sock and cold *** foot.
THREE POINTS
1st point - U do laundry outside.
2nd point - Keep ur eyes open.
3rd point - U will have same # of socks after laundry and there is no such thing like sock monster.
my puppy lol
look in your hoses
The sock monster likes older socks. Throw ALL the old socks away and buy 30-50 pairs of new socks. Now you will have a fresh start. Have a drawer for socks only. A hamper for socks only and don't wash them with anything else or dry them with anything either. As soon as they come out fold them all up into paired balls and put them back in the drawer that is only for socks. Now I'm not saying your unorganized. I'm just saying the sock monster will be intimidated by your new organizational skills and run away.
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