am i over the hill?

listen to me, all you young turks, all you young whipersnappers, i fought through 3 world wars, ok?

i could teach you a thing or two

you're not to big to go across my knee, ok?

what do you mean, i'm a coffin-dodger?

i've eaten bigger chips than you!

now, where was i?

oh, yes, would you like a nice cup of tea?

Answers:
hey that tea sounds great !..but your not over the hill you just have attention deficit and I ought to kn.... hey look a chicken!!

Other answers:
You have far too much time on your hands...go volunteer to help in hospitals, shelters, soup kitchens, etc. Make what little is left of your life meaningful. And stop eating big chips! Very unhealthy!
You have far too much time on your hands...go volunteer to help in hospitals, shelters, soup kitchens, etc. Make what little is left of your life meaningful. And stop eating big chips! Very unhealthy!
what three worlds???
thank u for the tea
i thought old people drank brandy and smoked cigars
rather have a coffee and 2 points tyvm
Dont get too excited old timer think of your blood pressure PS DID YOU REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR PILL ?
Nurse Ratchett has been looking all over HomeABC.net for you.
Won't you please go back into your room and take your medication?
ain't it about time you stopped clowning around took of your funny nose and make up ,OH sorry your not wearing any still its a pity what time has done to you
No... but you've got a bl**dy good view!
IN LLANELLI OFF COURSE
Did you forget to take your tablet?
Tea would be nice, thanks!
weirdo!
are you far away??
Would that be made from real tea leaves? in a real tea pot? Count me in then ... white with one.
You're not old enough to have fought in three world wars mate. So how old are you really
luv one but whos going to make it
spaz
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