Im stuck...?
Answers:
you eat the chimpanzee's...
Other answers:
i hope the chimp bites all the way through! wahhahaha! before the chimp dies, it hugs you so that you light on fire too.
i hope the chimp bites all the way through! wahhahaha! before the chimp dies, it hugs you so that you light on fire too.
R.I.P honey. My thoughts r with u , your family and the chimp.
Never mind, worse things can happen - at least its not stuck up its ****
I've done that. Jump in a pool and play Marco Polo.
Nothing can be done now dude......
dude it's not that bad being a tranvestite, I'm sorry man.
your so thick-if your penis was realy stuck inside a rabid chimpanzee, do you really reckon you would be wasting time tellin people on here??
And you have time to type this up on a computer while your penis is getting mauled? Oh well, do what any man would do, piss on it (or in it in this case).
Take a knife and just cut yours off...you'll either die from infection or blood loss anyway...rest in peace dear brother.
what penis? The one on your head?
You must have a very small penis - tiny really for it to go into a Chimpanzees mouth.
As for advice about what to do - I'd suggest going and rolling about in broken glass
Avoid beastiality, ya sick perv.
Since you happened to come to Decorating and Remodeling category with your inane question and attitude, I'd have to say the chimp is doing some remodeling of you,,, and very likely much better at that skill you you can ever hope to be. The other thing I suggest is that you allow the chimp to finish the job,,,PLEASE, so there will be no chance of you ever procreating.
oh too bad you better go spank your monkey!!!!!!!!...
I don't know you were able to ask the above question since you obviously have no brain. What kick do you get out of the stupid trash that you ask? You're telling the people who use the computer just what your mentality is.
it's time to get a girfriend........................ at least a life
You lucky guy you.
What is wrong with you? This is a valid site for valid questions concerning home and garden. Save your perversions for other sites. Clean it up and quit trying to get attention.