any cute poems or jokes send to me?
Answers:
I'm not quite sure how you define "cute" but one that I wrote comes to mind. The formatting is a bit of a challenge to put in one of these responses as there is some usual indenting. However it is available on my online poetry portfolio. It's called "The Guest" and you can find it here, in the Romance folder...
Other answers:
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what is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a crap-sucking bottom feeder and the other is just a fish
Yo mama so fat she got afros on her nipples!!
Yo mama so fat she had to get 20 inch rims for studs!
Yo mama so nasty that when she went in the tub the water jumped out and said" naw im cool on that"
Yo mama so dumb that when i told her to show me a push up, she went and got one from the ice cream truck!
Hope those are funny! Enjoy!
You just stand infront of the mirror and undress everything. You will have alot of fun and laugh like hell.
Enjoy your self.
POEMS
This first one isn't that great coz i have written it down myself.the others are good n not written by me:-)
JUST REALISED...
I want my mother back.
Back with me ,right here next to me.
Why did god have to do this
Take my mother away from me.
Was this what i deserved in life?
Such a life which no one would ever want to lead.
A mother is all what i need.
Whats the use of being alive?
With so much pain in my heart.
Now that god has kept me and my mother apart,
I would not like to lead such a life.
I would like to die,die and reach my mother no matter if i have to kill myself with a knife.
If this is what is called life,
Life full of sorrow,
Where i have got no tomorrow,
Then i would prefer death instead.
This is what i always said.
That i want to end this meaningless life.
End,end and just end this life.
But thats not the solution here.
This is what i have just realised mom my dear.
I'll live and fulfill your wishes.
I'll live and give this life a meaning.
A meaning of which,for me u have been dreaming.
Now that god made me realise,
I wouldn't let a tear,not a single one drop from my eyes.
I'll spend my life to get all your dreams come true.
I would never let you down and i want you to know that I LOVE YOU too.
...
I Need You Now
My friend, I need you now-
Please take me by the hand.
Stand by me in my hour of need,
Take time to understand.
Take my hand, dear friend,
And lead me from this place.
Chase away my doubts and fears,
Wipe the tears from off my face.
Friend, I cannot stand alone.
I need your hand to hold,
The warmth of your gentle touch
In my world that's grown so cold.
Please be a friend to me
And hold me day by day.
Because with your loving hand in mine,
I know we'll find the way.
...
I got your back.
I got your backYou got mine,I'll help you outAnytime.To see you hurtTo see you cry,Makes me weepAnd wanna die.And if you agreeTo never fight,It wouldn't matterWho's wrong or right.If a broken heartNeeds a mend,I'll be right thereTo the end.If your cheeks are wetFrom drops of tears,Don't you worry,Let go of your fears.Hand in handLove is sent,We'll be friendsTill the end.
Friends are friends forever together 'till the end.You promised me that you would always be my friend.One day something changed I'm not sure what it was.I lost you on that day and the reason was becauseit was a late dark night and we had a stupid fight.And for some reason, I don't know why, we couldn't make it right.
We went our separate ways.This went on for days and days.I made new friends and you made yours,but that hole in my heart could not be filled for that hole was only yours.Times got really tough,my road of life was, oh, so rough.I needed friends, not the kind you see from day to day,but the kind that will always and forever stay.
Memories were all I hadand just the thought of them made me sad.I cried every night wondering how to make it right.I wish you could erase that day and that fight.Would you please forgive me? I don't know where to start.It hurts me so bad to have this hole in my heart!
I don't want our friendship to totally end.I need you! You are my best friend!So can we make a promise to stay together 'till the end?A vow to each other to ALWAYS be BEST FRIENDS?
...
I will be there.
If one day you feel like crying...Call me.I don't promise that I will make you laugh,But I can cry with you
If one day you want to run away--Don't be afraid to call me.I don't promise to ask you to stop...But I can run with you
If one day you don't want to listento anyone...Call me.I promise to be there for you.And I promise to be very quiet.
But if one day you call...And there is no answer...Come fast to see me.Perhaps I need you.
You Are My Friend And I HopeYou Know That's True.No Matter What HappensI Will Stand Right By You.In Times Of GriefI Will Give You Belief.I'll Be There For YouWhenever You Are In Need.To Lend You A HandTo Do A Good Deed.So Just Call On Me WhenYou Need Me, My Friend!I Will Always Be There For YouRight To The End
!Best Friends Forever!
HOPE U LIKE THEM...