I need help fast! Am performing appendectomy, which one is the appendix? What does it look like?

I am performing an appendix transfusion, my fish is dying of appendicitis, and I am going to transfer my appendix into him to keep him alive. Now I have lots of gauze, and grain alcohol, but I am bleeding out quickly and need to know what my appendix looks like? Is it yellow like the fishes? And furthermore, is a fishe's appendix yellow? God I hope so, for his sake.

Answers:
Whatever you do. DO NOT CUT THE BLUE WIRE!!

Other answers:
To Your Fish:
Be afraid, Be very afraid
To Your Fish:
Be afraid, Be very afraid
LMAO...pathetic
this is sad.did you know that the appendix is a leftover from evolution? We used to use it to store food during hibernation. I doubt your fish even has one.
You have a very curious imagination. Tell me, will a brain transplant be next?
Your appendix is propably as big as your fish call someone up or call the ambulance and have the get you to the hospital. Never try surgery on yourself and a person or fish or anything can live with out the appendix but most likely your fish is dead and if you dont get help you could die to.
I think the appendix is near your ***. That's why the appendix is always at the end of a book. I think it's Greek for end, or back or something like that. If I were you I would apply pressure to the bleeding with the gauze & then drink the grain alcohol.
Alright, remain calm. Do you have an X-acto knife? Okay, good. Now your appendix is the little squishy thing that is probably pink or red. It's by your ceum and small intestine. Good luck!
cut the large vein that is attached to your heart..
the rest will fall into place.
Just drink all the grain alcohol...soon enough you won't care what an appendix looks like :-)
p.s...my condolences...I heard you lost a pet fish recently !!
I took my 2 points, thank you.
Now I am reporting you for abuse of TOS!
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