If I dropped my keys threw your couch cushions...?

Would you allow me to search through the sofa? And what else might I find ??

Answers:
yes i would

pornstar's panties, popcorn, univeral remote, wife #2

Other answers:
I know if it was at your house & your couch, I'd find some gay porn mags, anal ease lubricant & a 10" Vibrating Dong.
I know if it was at your house & your couch, I'd find some gay porn mags, anal ease lubricant & a 10" Vibrating Dong.
Welp for starter, you'de never drop them here! But to amuse you with an answer.....you'de probably find a broken piece of popcorn, a sunflower seed shell from when I missed it spitting into the cup in the dark watchin' a late night movie.
Possibly a dried up clump of Cotton Candy...my boyfriend and I are movie snackers!!

Oh, I forgot....probably Cat hair....that damb cat!
You just reminded me........I need to vacuum! Might as well get under the couch cushions.

SmileyCat : )
Thanks for the fun question!
Sure I would let you search, you would find everything edible and non edilbe,,,everything but your car keys !!!! This house is blessed with Murphys Law!
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