What would you do if a drug dealer was cutting your lawn?

This random guy just walks into our back yard and cuts our grass then he scopes out when my brother and I gets home and then he starts setting his price for us to pay him for cutting our grass what would you do?

Answers:
You should mow your grass more often so it doesnt attract that kind of attention!

Other answers:
Tell him thanks for the great mow..and tell him to get off your property
Tell him thanks for the great mow..and tell him to get off your property
shoot him.
Set a time to pay him and then call the cops and press charges for trespass.
tell him you didn't ask him to mow your yard, and you're not going to pay him
ask him for some drugs
Call the police; he's trespassing.
woohoo FREE service on his part if he starts asking for a price just call the cops on him and tell them that he just all of a sudden started cutting our lawn with out asking and demands money aka open shut case
Pay him in grass. Let him keep all the grass he wants
Why did he start mowing your grass in the first place? How do you know he is a drug dealer? Just tell him you don't want him to do it anymore. Oh, and you might want to move!
tell him you'll give him four for the lawn but he has to wash your car and walk your dog.
Pay him with all the grass he can carry!
call the cops
dont let him come in......give him the money for the lawn..............and let him b
call the cops you knuckle head, he seeing when you get home so he can come back and rob you. If the neighbors see him cutting your lawn, they won't be suspicious when he comes back and wipes you out.
Your best course of action would be to pay him for the one time mowing, take a picture of him, and tell him that your don't need his services, and not to come again. If he smarts off, have him arrested and show your nieghbors his photograph with instructions to call the police if they see him their again. If he returns at night report him to the police again, if comes back
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