How many sharks would I need in my moat to keep the Mormons away?



Answers:
It probably won't work. I heard sharks are afraid of bicycles.

Other answers:
Only one if he was educated in the true word of the Bible. He would be able to debate with them untill they were so confused.
Only one if he was educated in the true word of the Bible. He would be able to debate with them untill they were so confused.
10 -sharks
7- crocks
1 -swarms killer bees
2- colonies of fire ants

Why?
One Sharky should do it, sick bast...
hmm... i think this works better with Jehovah's Witnesses...
You better keep several piranhas,several sharks and many barracudas. Once they start coming they just keep comming. It is hard to keep them away, they are very persistant, and the only way is to get rude.
One shark ought to do the trick, just make sure the drawbridge is rigged to break in the middle so they fall in the moat!
I used to have sharks in my moat, but it got too expensive to replace them every time the Mormons ate them,
Sharks will only work if your moat is fed by saltwater. Use about 6 alligators instead.
Sharks???? that's too expensive!
try this product: Mormons away body spray>kinda works as a mosquito Repellent
my sharks choke on their little pamphlets. so i just called them a them at their worship hall and told not to come to my address. been pamphlet free for 4 yrs. it was just as easy to get rid of the witness too.
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