A reporter pulled John Mark Karr's finger. Karr farted. Why did it smell like pansies ?



Answers:
because he had an entire bouqet of pansies up his a*s to hide the smell of children.

Other answers:
Because he was a pansy, you are what you eat....
Because he was a pansy, you are what you eat....
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