My girlfriend won't stop farting in her sleep! All else being equal, should I dump this stink bomb?
Answers:
She should sleep on her stomach.
Other answers:
let fart be free wherever you may be for that was the death of poor mary lee.
let fart be free wherever you may be for that was the death of poor mary lee.
r u insane?if u dont love her leave her.
why would you dump someone for something you most likely do too its human nature for crying out loud! Also did you know the average healthy person should fart more than 7 times a day? lol
you are nieve,everyone farts,how do you that you dont fart in your sleep??better that she farts,and not bitching because her gut hurts,my parent have been married for 36 yrs.and my mom still cant fart in front of him,and I think that is rediculous,keep her..if she eats her boogers,then consider.
Just dont **** your pants
Make sure you go to sleep first.
There, problem solved. No go and be happy.