Why does my cucumber(s) seem to bend to the left?



Answers:
natural phenomenon, cucumbers bend to the left because of cell formations and simple genetics

Other answers:
They are trying to escape?
They are trying to escape?
too much wankin
they copy the bananas in your garden
They masturbate with their right hand too much.
genetic deformation
Maybe they're Liberal and lean to the left. The Conservative ones would lean right. Mwahahaha lol :)

Well, at least I ignored the obvious sexual comments I COULD have left ^_~
It is a natural phenomenon; all "cucumbers" bend to the left.
wouldnt that be to the "right" when i look at them the other way??
So it can see around corners.
Because it is not growing "right".
turn it round and it'll bend to the right.amazing huh?
Sunshine, Most plants grow towards the light.
turn them while they are laying on the ground. Same thing they do to pumpkins entered for contests so they dont get a flat side.
They're eying-up the lettuce.
They're following the lay-lines that lead to the bedroom.
They're watching the runner beans Olympics.
They can smell the horse crap you put on the right-hand plot.
They suffer with anthrax.
It's from where they got kicked in the potatoes.
Coz they're hard of hearing.
By "left" do you mean in the direction of the sun? If so, this could be the reason.
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