How do I get rid of ground squirrels?



Answers:
land mines, arsenic injected peanuts

Other answers:
shoot them
shoot them
shoot em.
Ask them politely to leave....if that doesn't work blast their ***.
I've heard of ground beef and ground pork and ground turkey, but have never heard of ground squirrels.
I like squirrels, why don't you just leave them alone
Try using moth balls in the nest. They don't like the smell of the naphtha.
get some grub killer and put it on your lawn a couple of times a year they eat the grubs so if you kill the grubs the ground squirrels will move away
Put a lot of their food in your neighbor's yard and watchem stay over on their side. heehee.
use coyote urine and if you can't find it anywhere look for "whole control" a bad tasting agent used on what the ground squirrel eats(so figure out what it eats from your garden and as to why they stay on your property) FOOL.
Borrow my dog for a week..
Well I used a .22 rifle for the longest time. An FBI agent that I have been friends with for years, introduced me to a .44 Mag. With the .44 Mag, I found less squirrel to have to remove.
Throw their nuts away of course!

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