why are garden gnomes always male?
Answers:
sexist landscapers
Other answers:
Because lady gnomes are Faeries
Because lady gnomes are Faeries
They are supposed to be monsters! :D
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I think they might of been based on the 7 dwarfs from snow white lol.
The female of the species, (Gnunts) dont have the same appeal for some reason?
no one ever caught a female gnomes , and it is because they run around in the buff, it is for distraction , so no one ever got to copy one .......
Because female gnomes look almost like the males, except they have large busts and not as much beard. this is the mythical description.
Its the GAY colours they're painted that does it.
Because women would never be seen dressed like that!!
because they are sublime female erotic fantasies? they are small indicating female contempt and aloofness towards men.
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LOL! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Unknown, but my main concern is how creepy those little guys look! Geeezzz!
otherwise they would be gnomettes
NOUN: 1. One of a fabled race of dwarf like creatures who live underground and guard treasure hoards. gnomish
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This issue has been addressed by women's libbers and they have been made available.
Just about the time you think you have seen it all you realize you have just touched the tip of the iceberg. We've come a long way baby.....
because a female wouldnt have time to sit in a garden doing nothing,thats a fact.......
It isn't that female ones wouldn't have time, they would never have been trined to do the foul task of being an ornament, like a male would.
Because lady gnomes are Faeries
the females are to sensible to sit around all day
they do the house work etc and don't have the time
I could go on