Can garden gnomes really be trusted?
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Well...do they look trustworthy?
They get together in the night and create havoc. Ever woken up to what you thought were two cats fighting? Sorry my friend, but that was a cat being hassled by gnomes. Glass smashing? gnomes again. Odd undescribable noises? Yep, you guessed it....Bloody gnomes.
After their night of mayhem they return to their places in gardens to look innocent all day long, only to repeat the exercise the following night.
Trust gnomes? No way my friend.
Other answers:
Only the short ones with the pointy hats.
Only the short ones with the pointy hats.
In my experience, no. They're crafty little fellows.
Absolutely not. They'll grow psychedelic mushrooms and smoke pot in your yard. They cannot be trusted. They look harmless, but when you're not looking they'll eat all your food and play tricks on your house pets. Terrible creatures they are.
Listen to somascope - he knows what's goin on with those lil buggers...
I THINK THEY SNEEK IN MY WINDOWS AT NIGHT
No way. Just look at the one on the travelocity commercials. He never has any idea what he is doing.
Dont you watch TV ??? They travel all over the country and stay in hotels....You must watch them carefully
I think so. Mine has been sitting on the key to my back door for the last year, and I have only been robbed twice. He said he was threatened with violence so gave up the key without a struggle and I forgave him.
Never trust a gnome! EVER!
Gnomes can be trusted without exception. Garden Gnomes, especially. They were created to be trustworthy and cannot veer from it. We - er - they can be trusted with your money, women, beer and other alcohol. They never smoke more pot than we can carry. We like to be mellow because we - er - they don't like a lot of commotion. We never lie, either, and will tell you the same story 7 different ways just to make sure we get it right. Now give me all your women, alcohol, money and pot and I'll prove that we can be trusted. Bwaaaaaaaa haaaa ahaaaa haa ahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
they only wish to be liberated. people keep them captive when they should be out in the forests.
Not mine.You should see my 360 page
NO WAY! i've been ankle-bitten one too many times
If you're sitting in a locked Panic Room with an alarmed door and a thousand rounds of ammunition to go with your Uzi, then yes. If you're sitting in your garden minding your own business and sipping lemonade... then RUN!
Absolutely!
Just keep a padded locked container close by....banging it with a stick now and then, so they see it is still there.
Keep one gnome locked inside and have him yelp out loud when you bang the container.
Guarantee to work.