What's the best bearing to hang on to the neighbors' cat out of your patio?

There's always at tiniest a couple or so cats that would rather poop surrounded by our yard than their owners patio. What's the best way to hold on to them away, without self cruel to them? Also, how do I keep squirrels out of my patio and off my persimmon & other fruit trees?


Answers:    Okay, you aked for it. Well, I have a simular problem to this, except it was a dog. After we have moved into our new home, I witnessed a woman walking her dog in front of our home. I watch her look around and @ the house, then tolerate her dog take a huge dump within my yard!! I be so shocked I nearly dropped my coffee. I wasn't sure what to do. I mean I be new to the nieghborhood, and all right, didn't want enemies already. (@ lowest not for a few weeks anyway..lol) Then a few days later she did it again. I walk outside in my robe and asked her if she would please not allow her dog to mess surrounded by my yard. She said nought, I know she heard me inflict she looked over her shoulder @ me. A week later, wouldn't you know it. Except this tie quicker. I didn't see it happen, but as I go out for the paper, I saw the fresh evedience! I be on fire!!! I found out where on earth she lived cause a right friend of mine happend to live next door to her. I go strait to her house rang the door bell, and asked her politely, would you please not allow your dog to mess within my yard? She give me a dirty look and said , I don't know what you are talking almost lady. I couldn't believe it!! Wow!! I again, smiled and said okay, I'm sure you know what I am talking, not just did I personally witness your dog ratification a bowel movement onto my yard, you looked right @ me when I first approach you on the concern. She laughed and said to achieve over it lady! Then slammed the door! My adrenelin be shootin' through the roof!!! So, about a week or so subsequently, yep you guessed it!!! Not going to do it, I said. I ran to the poo, only as soon as he laid it, she had to be prolly 3 feet from me. With my walmart shoulder bag in appendage I picked it up, then run to my back courtyard and threw it over the fence into her patio, which landed into her pool!! What a shot !!! I scream woo-hoo!! The cops had arrived @ my home roughly speaking 45 min. after that. I explained to them what was going on, they laugh and said well, I really don't know what to influence maam, lets newly try to remain a civil as you possibly can. Later that night they be throwing a party, we be sitting out on the porch, and could hear them loudly talking almost the whole ordeal, I merely sat within and laughed! Think it's over? Nope!! That terrifically morning @ 3:42 am I was sitting out on the pay for porch in the muddy, and I watched her departing from her house for a walk next to the dog. I got up as soon as she go around the corner towards my house. I ran to the front door, and wait. Yep! She did it again that B**ch!!! I again, ran out nearby in my pjs she freaked & run. I grabed the poo ran to the put a bet on yard & wait. She arrived quickly, and I threw it again, landing contained by the pool! She yell obsenities @ me, and I told her if it happend again, subsequent time I was going to transport a big S**t in her courtyard!! Well, I did, and she never did it again. As a matter of certainty she moved out 2 1/2 mo. later. So only tell them, keep hold of your cats out of my yard. They are pooping surrounded by my yard messing up my grass, and stinking it up. If they do it again, in good health, grab your toilet article and head to their turf!! Good luck! :)
Buy a big dog and waddle him around outside, that or get a super soaker and respectively time you see them soak those rascals down.
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