I have an ever growing finger coming out the drain in my sink what should i do to get rid of it?
Answers:
well i'm afraid drano only pisses it off. but i don't believe stephen king ever "got rid" of the finger in his story.
Other answers:
stop feeding it, and find the hand it belonged to
stop feeding it, and find the hand it belonged to
Turn on the garbage disposal.
Give it the finger right back.
Invite Dick Cheney over for a "Quail" shoot then give him the finger problem. Most finger problems can be taken care of with a well placed shotgun blast IF YOU CAN HIT THE TARGET !!
Call CSI.
If the persistance of the ever growing finger continues I suggest that you do 2 things.
First talk to it and get it to calm down, and then take a pair of horse fingernail clippers to it.
After this is done follow up with a "finger chaser."
If the horse fingernail clippers didn't get it done then the finger chaser will fer'sure. Jose