When I go to the lumber yard...?
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Didn't you see it when you drove up?
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i'm not sure. =(
i'm not sure. =(
wood you have a splinter for a brain ?
cause he has the biggest hardest wood in town, and he knows it.
"Got wood" is slang for having an erect p enis.
Um...who goes to the lumber yard and asks, "Do you have any wood?" Of course they have wood! It's a lumber yard. In real life, when people go to lumber yards they say, "I need two clear pine two-by-eights about ten feet long." and then the guy goes off and looks.
I think you made this one up. You've never gone to the lumber yard and asked for wood, and if you did, you did it with the intention of getting some dirty answer. So what do you expect?
because you are after his wood,,, any decent wood provider, wood say yes maam ,and hop right up ,,to do your bidding,, its what hes there for ,,,to provide you with all the wood thats needed ,to satisfy your project,, and complete the transaction properly,, with you coming out ahead ,,and satisfied,, as a good customer should be
What do you expect from a porn star? ;-)
Next time ask him if HIS wood comes from a Bonsai tree!
he's probably mistakenly assigning a double entendre to your statement