My Nephew open my "Black Hole In A Box" paraphernalia. Now we're have seismic irregularities. Can this be stopped?

Would "Liquid Plummer" or a barrel of "KFC" poured into the growing hole lower than our house foundation stop this or should we put the place up for sale? Oh, and my wife wishes to know: "Is this in the range of observations for a home Inspection? Good point Darling, always thinking ahead!


Answers:    Do not put a drum of KFC into the black hole. The black hole is a time warp conduit and the chicken will either emerge surrounded by an alternate universe as a live chicken without feathers or, if it go the opposite channel, a heart attack. The seismic activity should subside when a unknown equlibrium is reached. This mostly takes 2000 years base on my personal experiences. As to home inspections, no, it is not in their compass of observation. Most inspectors are any living in days gone by or have their head inside their own time warp couduit. See if you can get Holmes on Homes to retrofit the growing hole below your house with a up to date force field to stablize your foundations and later set your phasers to stun.

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You're going to need a blast shield (a litter can lid should do it) and an Anti-matter black hole - they don't come in a box, but to some extent a bag... they are kept on the different side of the store (for obvious reasons) where on earth you got the black hole within a box. Combine the two while hiding behind the blast shield... the entire mass of both objects will become enthusiasm, and go away.
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