i have to pee my toilet is broke?

i have an penis

Answers:
Sink or bathtub.

But sooner or later you're going to need a #2, so call a plumber.

Other answers:
Pee outside.
Pee outside.
That is too much information and it's not even a question.
put on a wetsuit. Pee in the wetsuit and you will be warm for a longer period of time.
This is multi tasking
If it wont flush, you need to get a kit at the hardware store. very cheap and very easy to install. If it's overflowing, use a plunger a few times. or...pee outside.
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