how do you stop an evil gnome you've buried from coming back to life and wreaking havok on the neighborhood?
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Did you bury it upside down with a carrot wrapped in bacon?
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You will need a lead lined coffin.
You will need a lead lined coffin.
did you remember to remove its heart and burn it before burial? did you remember to bury it face down? did you use a stone coffin? if not, then that's why.
Hmm, that is a tough one. Did you do the usual virgin goat sacrifice? Surly you did that
T-bag him...he'll stop his cruel ways realll quick and if that fails to work, d onkeypunch him several times. Rinse, Repeat, wash..
Did you pour bacon grease on the body prior to buring it? If not, you are in for it!
you gotta cover the body in salt
Did you forget to bury it with a box of fruity pebbles and cup of milk? This could be the main reason... Here's what you do... You open up a whole box of staples.. mix it together with the box of cereal.. dig him up... open the casket quietly and quickly.. drop the cereal in with the cup of milk and staple the coffin shut while you're at it!
Don't hang a rebel flag it awakens and draws them to you in droves.lol
as a legionare you should have taken more precautions....
ogre skin is good. it has layers like an onion, but an evil gnome can still penetrate through. take out his brain or make sure his body can't communicate with other body parts. for a last resort, you may want to bury him in the mantle so he burns to a crisp. good luck!
Ogre skin schmogre skin, get yourself some imp pelets and use those.
MILK
There is a spell i know it involves nipple clamps, 2 green candles, sparrow spit, the milk of 4 virgin albino rats and a rendition of Coombya My Lord in A miner. For details of how to put it all together give me a email
Cut off it's hands, feet and head and bury them in different locations, then flip it on it's belly and drive a wooden, silver tipped stake through it's heart, then burn the body. The parts will take an eternity to find each other and reunite.
Go to luckymojo.com for a proper spell to rid the neighborhood of the evil gnome.
If he is a mooning gnome like the one below there's nothing you can do.
www.stupid.com/stat/GNOM.html
you'll have to move out of your neighborhood, the evil gnomes are unstoppable y'know, they're gonna take over the world sooner or later, but for now just forget you've ever lived there... I had to move twice last year...
There is no way to kill an evil gnome. You're best bet is to ship it to the Gnome Liberation Front in europe, only they have the facilities to hold evil gnomes.
You first rip its eyes out, put the eyes in a blender and then after it's all chopped up, you put it in a microwavable bowl. Put in the microwave and let an evil-spirited person drink it.
I might possibly be disturbed.