what can i do to protect myself from evil garden nomes?

my aunts friend told me to ask this questoin please he really needs this information he fears he might lose his life?

Answers:
Get a few boxes of Lucky Charmes and sprinkle them around the garden.

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Tell him to get a lawn Dragon!! The Gnomes are TERRIFIED of Lawn Dragons!!

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