Who does all the cooking and the washing up?
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The mere fact that you are still alive makes it painfully obvious that I keep my cooking duties to a bare minimum. "Who's for chocolate sprinkles on toast?"
However, the washing up part is certainly debatable. Don't worry though, the kids are learning really fast, and it won't be long until they are fighting each other over who gets to do it.
I'm off for a nap now. I'll probably need waking up for lunch.
Other answers:
Your be-atch ?
Your be-atch ?
My wife AKA The Skullery Maid :)
I wish you well...
Jesse
Me, the wifey of course. ALL of it, but he works REALLY hard.
We have two maids/housekeepers
I do as the wifey, but I stay home all day while my husband works.
Me. I feel used!
My husband the cooking,me the washing up.