Why are apartment leasing agents all retarded?

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Retardation can be caused by any of a number of factors, including smoking, drinking, general lack of nutrition, drug use, or genetic predisposition. How so many such people elect to become apartment leasing agents, I do not know, nor can I say I've observed the correlation first-hand as you seem to have done.

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