has anyone complained to their landlord about these problems?

1. i wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage
2. the lavatory is blocked; this is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof
3. this is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door
4. the toilet seat is cracked: where do i stand
5. i am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall
6. i request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
7. our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
8. can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done, as my wife is about to become an expectant mother
9. i want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off
10 i am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers
11 the toilet is blocked and we connot bathe the children until it is cleared
12 the person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous

Answers:
LMAO these were GREAT!



I am definitely passing this one on!

THANK YOU!

Other answers:
see a lawyer as you can probably sue for the injuries to your father
see a lawyer as you can probably sue for the injuries to your father
seek help immediatly-that is mental help
funny!!...I rent...lol...
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