Please does anyone know where my car keys are?



Answers:
1. The ignition.
2. On a hook.
3. the table.
4. Near a phone
5. In a pocket.
6. In the last house you visited.
7. The bathroom/toilet
8. On the pathway to your home.
9. On your keyring
10. In a purse
11. In a handbag.
12. At the supermarket checkout and you walked home.
13. In a school - and you walked home.
14. On a magnet
15. Some kid has them
16. in the garden
17. under a tree
18. With your spare keys
19. in a drawer.
20. In your drawers..... lol
21. hidden discreetly. ( in a place you would only guess)
22. fridge or freezer
23. windowsill.
24. hall table
25 In the boot lock of the car
26. In the door lock on your house because they're on the same ring.
27. At the garage - your car's in for an MOT.
28. You loaned your car to someone and they have them.
29. You had you keys all the time - now where's the damn car?
30. Hire a psychic - I'm cheap

Other answers:
They're in the pocket of the pants you had on last night.

Ohhhh...I was close!
They're in the pocket of the pants you had on last night.

Ohhhh...I was close!
they will probably be in the last place you look!
try in the kitchen. Underneath the Tesco bags
on the side
yes they are under your sofa cushion.
In your car and on the drivers seat. You need to smash the window to get in.
In your car..... eh, your car is missing. uh oh.....
In the ignition, in your fridge, in your front door.
I know where they are.




They are where you left them.


Unless they have grown legs and walked away.

I reckon you should try beside the fruit bowl.
I accidently took them before I left. I'll drop them off when hubby isn't home.
where you left them
they r on this website
www.freewebs.com/dirtyhands
In the trunk.
In the neighbours house after the wife swap party last night!!
at a guess...wherever you left them...
on the floor in the bathroom
check in your bedroom by the night stand, the dining room table, or on your computer desk.

Good Luck! :)
On top of the computer desk
Under the bed covers. Pour everything out. They're hiding very well. Stay calm honey, you will find them. (they're not in the door, are they?)
No, sorry - but I promise you'll find them in the last place you look.
in the fridge
between the couch cushions
on the night stand
in your pants pocket
on the floor near the door
on the kitchen counter

ask outloud "Help me find my keys please!" and maybe you'll miraculously find them. It's happened to me many times.
have you checked down the side of the sofa thats where they allways are
Sofa no
Desk no
car no
bedroom no
car no
Under the TV no
In The Kitchen..........
Oh no....I bet your dog ate them......should have fed him!!
try your kitchen counter or in your mail pile ?
where did you sow tham for a last ?
there on my bedroom floor were you left them last night!
try in the car somewhere!
in the ignition = woman
in your pocket = man
Under the cushions.
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