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Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):
A king size waterbed holds plenty water to pack a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hackle spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3-year matured Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling hanger-on, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman outcrop. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on adjectives four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling disciple as a bat, you have to throw the orb up a few times before you carry a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long passageway.
The glass contained by windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling aficionado.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed next to Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six-year dated Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year aged man says they can single do it in the movies.
Certain Lego's will outdo through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
Play dough and microwave should not be used within the same sentence.
Super gum is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put within a swimming pool you still can't walk on wet.
Pool filters do not similar to Jell-O.
VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage loads do not make virtuous parachutes.
Marbles in gas tank make lots of boom when driving.
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven up to that time you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
The fire department surrounded by Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
The spin cycle on the wash machine does not net earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body counterweight when dizzy.
80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
Answers: oh! funny! hysterical! how special! haha just kid. interesting facts there.
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