How can I mow the lawn without doing any physical labor or paying anyone else or getting anyone mad at me?
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I cant think of the name but years ago, they designed a lown mower that mows a diff patch everyday. It uses razor blades for the blade.it has a little doghouse looking charging unit. It comes out and laser scans the yard to determin where to cut that day. then it goes back to its charging station.
I too have read your book. GOOD READING
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Let the goats out.....
...just be sure to mark a number 24 on the Leader
and a 48 on one and a 20 on another
...or any of your favorite Nascar Team #
Kick back and watch the fun - bump drafting, passing , re-fueling, passing gas,
You can even get out your old "Mr. Microphone" and do your Lap by Lap announcements
btw ... I've read your big book
Let the goats out.....
...just be sure to mark a number 24 on the Leader
and a 48 on one and a 20 on another
...or any of your favorite Nascar Team #
Kick back and watch the fun - bump drafting, passing , re-fueling, passing gas,
You can even get out your old "Mr. Microphone" and do your Lap by Lap announcements
btw ... I've read your big book
just don't do it.
if you hire mexicans its only gona cost you like 5 bucks and a dougnut.
Get some sheep. They'll take care of it, and they don't want money.
Yup. I moved into the country a year ago. It's nice, the nearest neighbor is a few hundred yards down the road and hardly anybody comes down our road. When we lived in town for 11 years you were mowing every time the grass got long enough, and as soon as you did all the neighbors watched you and then came out and mowed theirs, too. Now......I might set the mower on a high level and go out there once every few weeks. Nobody cares.
Move into the country.
get one of those auto-mowers. It's like a little robot that just creeps along your yard and cuts away.
Get a riding mower with a cup holder. Or let the goats out....hahahaha
Humm..got a good neighbor who has a riding mower?
There's a robotic lawnmower out now.
Invent a remote control lawn mower (I know the roomba idea would be a bit too dangerous for lawn mowers, so it would have to be controlled by someone).
get a goat
Buy a Goat!
Borrow a goat from somebody.
Mow the lawn Monday after work.
Tell a neighbor if he cuts it this weekend you will do his next weekend. (pray for bad weather next weekend.)
Pray for bad weather this weekend.
If anyone asks tell them you just cut it. Looks good to you.
Or finally, don't worry about it. Enjoy your puzzle. the grass will be there tomorrow and the next day and the next day and..... m
Spray all the grass with grass killer. Then spray paint the dirt green. Or you could get one of those white trash crack heads to mow your lawn. But they might steel your lawn mower to buy some more crack or cristle meth.
YOU CANT MOW A LAWN WITHOUT DOING PHYSICAL LABOR....NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT FREE.......WHOS MAD? .....DO IT....AND THEN LAY AROUND AND ADMIRE IT
Just kick back and enjoy the weekend. Get some goats to eat the grass but then you would have to clean up the aftermat of goat crap! Is there a automatic like robot lawn mower that you could set the auto to where you wanted it to mow..that would be nice and with all these new discoveries there may be one. Good Luck. I am an avid crossword person too. When you live in the country who cares if your lawn takes growth you`ll get around to mowing it eventually and so what if someone gets mad at you give them the lawnmower....