Why are grasshoppers cute, but not cockroaches?
Answers: Because you have not draqnk enoug. Just drink alot more beer and everythijng wil be cute. Trust me. Alcoholism is underrate.
Personally, I don't think grasshoppers are cute. But if I have to choose between the two, I would choose the grasshopper because it isn't nearly as creepy as a cockroach. Even the year we had grasshoppers everywhere even floating downstream everywhere be better than living in a house full of roaches.
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