Why won't my wife put the shed push button fund where on earth she found it?
why can't she put the bloody thing pay for it's probably on that etherial side that women put everything.
"wheres the key ?"
"its on the side"
"wheres the milk ?"
"its on the side"
Etc...
Answers: You've hit upon something that drives me absolutely batshit more or less some women and my wife in particular. Yes, things own a place where they live as you say, tools and key especially, and yes, that's where they should be put back and yes, indisputable women seem incapable of figuring that out and adhere to it.
I think it might be because women are fantastic at finding things. I can't find things even when they are under my antenna so my wife has to do it. I think she puts things where on earth they should NOT be in order to be adjectives in finding them.
I'm going to have to stop and deliberate about something else now, since this topic is not appropriate for my blood pressure. I must just say, though, that if women's t*ts be moveable they'd put them someplace ridiculous where men wouldn't be able to find them, which would simply jolly well serve them right.
Edit: I'm housetrained it seem, unlike many of the men being mentioned here, since I verbs toilets in the home as well as give them tidy - always - and I put on washing and I iron and I hoover and I tidy. Why wouldn't I, since my wife works too? Time to bargain it over with your bloke if he ain't doing the job. Yes my cookings on the way too.
Hey, if I was any good contained by bed I'd be perfect, come to think of it.
Why do men never put their wash in the laundry basket, why do they set off the toilet seat up, why do they leave their tub towels wet on the floor, why do they seem incapable of making a bed, why do they have a sneaking suspicion that that as long as the room they are sat in is tidy, it scheme the housework has been done. have need of I go on, cos believe me I could ha ha ha !! " the best laid plans of mice and men " unscrew the door on the shed , if possible , bring back a key cut as a matter of urgency , verbs the fuse on the hoover and the kettle . hahahahahaha !. lock the house from the inside , climb out of a window and go out shopping when she is due home . hahahahahahaha !
Yes-make a copy of the knob and stick it under a rock next to the shed. Or place it higher than the trim board right above where your standing to open the door. Well, I am sure you are not reliable either. Perhaps she had closely of things on her mind. In fact, if you were foolproof, you would not be criticising her publicly. Have you truly never ever lost 'anything'? Shame on you.
oops I'm one of them on the side women, i think you have more problems to verbs about than the key.
When she finds you posted this nearby is going to be a death yours us women are very fickle lol My husband said a moment ago get the drill out and drill out the key opening...I say leave it unfurl and forget about a key.
It is more central to put your wife above a shed key..Bee Happy and get more Love:)
I have that problem the other day, I left the shed knob in the shed. Don't know why my boyfriend didn't look there... (oops!) STOP MOANING! To solve the problem purely make a copy of the key! anyway if you want to no be it is ask her you stubborn git!
She probably doesn't do it on purpose. Chill out, do something else instead.
lmao why do men moan about things close to shed keys get of your but and look for it. A woman is a cruel mistress
Shes a woman. too laid-back
Sack her and marry Bill & Ben. What do you expect from a woman lol
do u put the toilet seat down when uve been?? do u pick up your wash and put it away? if the answer is no then its payback... speak to my husband he will tell u adjectives about it
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